You’re Hotter Than A McDonald’s Apple Pie Card - Funny Valentine’s Day Card Boyfriend Girlfriend Card

Have you ever noticed that the McDonald’s apple pie is hotter than the surface of the sun even if you’ve polished off your McNuggets before eating it? What is that magic? We’ve now used it as inspiration while having a burnt mouth and turned it into an amusing card for your partner, girlfriend, boyfriend or best friend 🍏🥧

Our high quality card reads, “You’re hotter than a McDonald’s Apple Pie” on the front.

Great for Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day or just for fun!💕

One of our exclusive designs available on the January Media Shop and it is left blank for personal messages. Each card is printed on A6 350gsm card with a smooth feel, providing clear and distinct colours, and comes with a white envelope.

🟢 We also offer more exclusive products on our website to be sure to take a look: https://www.januarymedia.co.uk

𝗙𝘂𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗜𝗻𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻:
• Exclusive designs 🎨
• Blank inside ✍️
• Clear distinct colour print 🌈
• White envelope included ✉️
• A6 - 350gsm 📌

Our cards are left blank for your own heartfelt messages. Each card is printed on A6 350gsm card which has a smooth feel and provides clear and distinct colours. It comes with a white envelope.
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𝗠𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀:
We have the ultimate collection of greeting cards perfect for your friends! We offer a wide selection of amusing cards relating to your favourite TV show characters, quotes, 1990s nostalgia, and popular culture designs 📺🍿

Our collection of cards is carefully curated to bring a smile to your face and add a touch of humour to any occasion. Whether you're looking for a birthday card for your best friend, a thank-you card for your colleague, or a "just because" card for your partner, we have something that will suit ✉️

Our cards are printed on high-quality cardstock and feature vivid colours and clear images. We also offer fast and reliable shipping, so you can get your cards in plenty of time for your special occasion via Royal Mail. We offer both A6 and A5 cards - both regular and large depending on your message size or whether you need room for multiple people’s messages ✍️

So take some time to explore our collection of greetings cards, and find the perfect amusing design to brighten up your day or make someone else's a little bit brighter! ☀️

𝗪𝗵𝘆 𝗽𝗶𝗰𝗸 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗲𝘅𝗰𝗹𝘂𝘀𝗶𝘃𝗲 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗱𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻:
Our collection of amusing and nostalgic greetings cards are designed to make your friends laugh and brighten up their day. By choosing one of our cards that reflects your friends interests, you can show that you know and appreciate their friendship and personality.

Our greetings cards are particularly popular for special occasions such as birthdays, Christmas, or other celebrations and can help express thank yous, good lucks and well dones!

Our designs are more memorable than a generic or serious card. People are more likely to remember a card that made them laugh or smile and who sent it - they may even display it in their home or workspace long after the occasion has passed.

🌱 Our greetings cards are designed to last, and are often be kept by recipients after the occasion. However they are also recyclable after you’ve finished with them so just place them in your paper recycling bin if.

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𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝟱* 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗶𝗻𝗰𝗹𝘂𝗱𝗲𝘀:
We’re proud to have received so many positive reviews for our products and it really makes us smile when we see one of our regulars repurchasing their favourites for choosing something new.
⭐️ "𝙏𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙞𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙚 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙙!!" - James in Rochester

⭐️ "𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙄’𝙫𝙚 𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙚- 𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜! 𝙁𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙙𝙚𝙡𝙞𝙘𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙩! 𝘼𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙦𝙪𝙖𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙮 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙡𝙚𝙨, 𝙜𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙩 𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙚, 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙗𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮!" - Megan in Stoke on Trent

⭐️ “𝙎𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙖𝙢𝙖𝙯𝙞𝙣𝙜, 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙄’𝙙 𝙞𝙢𝙖𝙜𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙣 𝙎𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙢𝙚𝙡𝙡. 𝘾𝙖𝙣’𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙞𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙧𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙥𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 𝙞𝙩. 𝘾𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙖𝙜𝙚𝙙 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙣𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙎𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙤𝙣 𝙦𝙪𝙤𝙩𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙚, 𝙧𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙝𝙮 𝙄 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙥 𝙨𝙢𝙖𝙡𝙡!" - Sam in Liverpool

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𝗦𝗼𝗺𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻…
We’re big fans of shows like Buffy The Vampire Slayer, Parks and Recreation, Glee, Schitt’s Creek, Friends, Stranger Things and The Good Place. Many of our items are related to your favourite comfort shows including our greetings cards. Here are some of our favourites:

🐘 𝗛𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗮 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗶𝗿𝘁𝗵𝗱𝗮𝘆!: Inspired by the 90s TV show, The Wild Thornberrys, this card is perfect for anyone who loves adventure, nature, and nineties nostalgia. The front of the card features Eliza, the fearless protagonist of the show, swinging on a vine and the message on the front of the card reads "Have a wild birthday!", making it the perfect choice for anyone who loves to live life to the fullest and embrace new experiences.

🍂 𝗔 𝗳𝗶𝗹𝗺 𝗯𝘆 𝗞𝗶𝗿𝗸: This high-quality greetings card is the perfect way to show your love for the classic TV show Gilmore Girls. Featuring the iconic phrase "A Film By Kirk" on the front that pays homage to the show's beloved character, Kirk Gleason, and his often ridiculous but always entertaining endeavours. Whether you're sending this card to a friend, family member, or loved one, it's sure to make them feel special and remind them of the wonderful world of Stars Hollow.

📙 𝗞𝗶𝘀𝘀 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗟𝗶𝗯𝗿𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗮𝗻: Looking for the perfect greeting card for a Buffy the Vampire Slayer fan? Look no further than this clever and playful card that is sure to make any Buffy enthusiast smile. Featuring the iconic phrase "Kiss The Librarian" on the front, inspired by the memorable scene where Spike drinks blood out of Giles's mug while being held captive in his bathtub, this card is sure to bring back fond memories of the beloved show. The card is made with high quality materials and features a beautiful design that captures the essence of the Buffyverse.

📱 𝗚𝗲𝘁 𝗼𝗳𝗳 𝗧𝗶𝗸𝗧𝗼𝗸 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗱𝗮𝗺𝗻 𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱!: For your friend who cannot stop the scroll and TikTok has taken over their life. This high quality card will make them laugh and pull them back into the real world for at least 30 seconds or however long it takes for them to read your message inside.

🍏 𝗬𝗼𝘂’𝗿𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗮 𝗠𝗰𝗗𝗼𝗻𝗮𝗹𝗱𝘀 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗲 𝗽𝗶𝗲: Have you ever noticed that the McDonald’s apple pie is hotter than the surface of the sun even if you’ve polished off your McNuggets before eating it? What is that magic? We’ve now used it as inspiration while having a burnt mouth and turned it into an amusing card for your partner, girlfriend, boyfriend or best friend. Our high quality card reads, “You’re hotter than a McDonald’s Apple Pie” on the front. Great for Valentine’s Day or Galentine’s Day or just for fun!

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𝗧𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗸𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗯𝗿𝗼𝘄𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘄𝗲 𝗵𝗼𝗽𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘀!
Make sure you take the time to browse our full collection to find the greetings card that matches your friend’s personality and interests like TV shows and pop culture references. Let us know which you pick - we always love hearing from our customers and seeing photos of our cards on display on so don’t be afraid to say hello on social media 👋

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“You’re Hotter Than A McDonald’s Apple Pie!” Funny Valentine’s Day Card Boyfriend Girlfriend Card